Today in political science class I came to the realization that Chile stole September 11 from us. Sure, their September 11 happened in 1973 (the military coup), and ours didn't happen until 2001. But I think our 9/11 should have overridden their 9/11, damnit. The rest of the international community recognizes 9/11 as America's 9/11, not Chile's 9/11. So hey Chile, stop being so unoriginal and pick your own special date. Stop trying to upstage the Greatest Country in the World. You know you can't. Because we're America. Fuck yeah.
P.S. For those of you who didn't realize that I'm being facetious, you're probably Republican.
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